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Blogs - Glorptember 2869
Glorptember 1st, 2869 -
Glorplanta...now THAT was
an interesting gig! Whew!
Hello, Ron Fa—
--ERROR TRANSMISSION SCRAMBLE INCOMING MESSAGE--
Glorptember 1st, 2869
Hello, Roniverse!
As I sit in the Ron Jonsons’ Tour Rocket, formally known as “The Ronterprise” I
can’t help but reflect on what’s happened with the band over the last 862 years.
We’re still rocking just as hard as ever and our fan base has grown to
22,836,275,233 fans (over 74 different species). I can’t begin to tell you all how
you’ve affected our hearts over the years…okay, centuries. You were there for us
when we played Madison Square Garden, when we played the Roman Coliseum,
and even when we played Glorshnap’s Palace.
Luckily for us, the progressive rock genre ages well. As a matter of fact, it’s only
gotten more popular. I mean, heck, the #1 album throughout the year 2112 was
Rush’s “2112”!! The genre is so diverse; we can just keep on re-inventing
ourselves time and time again.
Speaking of re-inventing, I remember how badly Spence wanted to be in the “27
Club”. For those that don’t know, many famous music talents (Jimi Hendrix, Kurt
Cobain, all three Jonas Brothers, etc.) died at the age of 27, thereby putting them
in the “27 Club”. Well, since Spence had his heart set on dying at the age of 27,
we simply cryogenically froze him at the age of 27 to preserve his age. We all
figured we’d get the big chill too so we could still tour together when Spence
unthawed. It was in cryogenic stasis that we wrote our famous album,
“Rockcicle”. When we were thawed out, medical science was able to keep
people alive and young for centuries more.
That also takes me back to the time we found the cure for AIDS, cancer, and the
common cold. Who knew it was the simple Fb##m,sus,dim3,#aug,sus7 chord?
Music truly did bring the universe together after that. Next thing we knew, we
were being voted to be the universe’s Supreme Commanders, in charge of the
entire universe (known today as the Roniverse). Don’t worry, we delegate our
duties. Soon after, crime and poverty were washed away by our sweet grooves.
Well, I think I hear the engines slowing out of warplight speed. Better get back to
practice.
Until next time, Rontians!
- Josh Bailey, The Ron Jonsons (Supreme Command)
Glorplanta...now THAT was
an interesting gig! Whew!
Hello, Ron Fa—
--ERROR TRANSMISSION SCRAMBLE INCOMING MESSAGE--
Glorptember 1st, 2869
Hello, Roniverse!
As I sit in the Ron Jonsons’ Tour Rocket, formally known as “The Ronterprise” I
can’t help but reflect on what’s happened with the band over the last 862 years.
We’re still rocking just as hard as ever and our fan base has grown to
22,836,275,233 fans (over 74 different species). I can’t begin to tell you all how
you’ve affected our hearts over the years…okay, centuries. You were there for us
when we played Madison Square Garden, when we played the Roman Coliseum,
and even when we played Glorshnap’s Palace.
Luckily for us, the progressive rock genre ages well. As a matter of fact, it’s only
gotten more popular. I mean, heck, the #1 album throughout the year 2112 was
Rush’s “2112”!! The genre is so diverse; we can just keep on re-inventing
ourselves time and time again.
Speaking of re-inventing, I remember how badly Spence wanted to be in the “27
Club”. For those that don’t know, many famous music talents (Jimi Hendrix, Kurt
Cobain, all three Jonas Brothers, etc.) died at the age of 27, thereby putting them
in the “27 Club”. Well, since Spence had his heart set on dying at the age of 27,
we simply cryogenically froze him at the age of 27 to preserve his age. We all
figured we’d get the big chill too so we could still tour together when Spence
unthawed. It was in cryogenic stasis that we wrote our famous album,
“Rockcicle”. When we were thawed out, medical science was able to keep
people alive and young for centuries more.
That also takes me back to the time we found the cure for AIDS, cancer, and the
common cold. Who knew it was the simple Fb##m,sus,dim3,#aug,sus7 chord?
Music truly did bring the universe together after that. Next thing we knew, we
were being voted to be the universe’s Supreme Commanders, in charge of the
entire universe (known today as the Roniverse). Don’t worry, we delegate our
duties. Soon after, crime and poverty were washed away by our sweet grooves.
Well, I think I hear the engines slowing out of warplight speed. Better get back to
practice.
Until next time, Rontians!
- Josh Bailey, The Ron Jonsons (Supreme Command)
